This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

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So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

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You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

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trumps them all.

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OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

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Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

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I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

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HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

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OH!

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OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

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Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

Show me the forbidden Carfax

erikaweezy:

tinysaurus-rex:

jumpingjacktrash:

m–ood:

This is how far into the earth humans have dug so far.

perspective

oh!

Wow. This was awesome

barack-sexual:

cutegirlonline:

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ahahahahhahaha

sauwuron:

verymaedhros:

sauwuron:

yeah you’ve grown all your wisdom teeth but what about your strength teeth? your charisma teeth? your

Charisma teeth are the fangs

this is the single most terrifying reply to any of my posts i have ever received

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“lmao
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nomellamesfriki:

Hipnótico

The bad apples are slammed into

The void